Sean Fallon
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BOULDER, Colo. — Local man and obvious liar, Benjamin Walters, who was recently diagnosed with COVID, claims to have caught…
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Sarah Cassell
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SEATTLE — Local punk Brock Riley admits that he yearns for days when he could spread every illness under the…
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Dianne Nora
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WALTHAM, Mass. — A recent study published by the New England Journal of Medicine found that women who date men…
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Kevin Tit
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CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE, Fla. — Cultural Icon and noted serial killer Jason Voorhees was reportedly bullied out of infamous Florida…
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Camden Brazile
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PITTSBURGH — A local bouncer at the popular nightclub Shotbar manned his post last night with the adamant mindset to…
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Dianne Nora
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MILWAUKEE — An emerging COVID variant is reportedly optimistic about municipalities dropping their mask mandates across the county and excited…
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Taylor Roebuck
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LANSING, Mich. — Activist and Human Papillomavirus carrier Trent Morgan has spent the last four years raising awareness about HPV…
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