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I Didn’t Come Here To Make Friends, I Came Here To Stand in the Corner and Hope I Don’t Say Anything Too Weird

Bobby Korec • September 30, 2021

Whoa there, buddy. I didn’t come to this party to cultivate new friendships or trick people into connecting with me…

Help! I Troid Singing Loike Blink 182 and Now Moy Voice Is Stuck This Way

Jus Kaplan • August 17, 2021

Seriously, I ehm so scared roight now. Moy girlfriend broike up weth mee last wehk after three amay-zing months tew-ge-ther.…

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King of Bus Grants Audience With Peasant Wanderer by Removing Single Ear Bud

Dan Kozuh • January 18, 2019

JENKS, Okla. — Jenks East Intermediate School 8th-grader Dylan Barker reportedly humbled himself earlier this week by removing a single…