Smoking Tag Archives - Page 7

Jimmy Adamson • March 18, 2020

So last week I was feeling under the weather: sniffling, a little dry cough, fever, you know the drill. Normally…

Dan Rice • March 18, 2020

I’m not saying I don’t take COVID-19 seriously, I do. We all need to do our part and self-isolate or…

Zach Raffio • March 11, 2020

It’s stories like these that just break your heart. As a former smoker myself, I know how dangerous cigarettes can…

Dom Turek • March 1, 2020

MOAB, Utah — Local woman and alleged 10-year “social smoker” Keria Morley has virtually no known social life outside of…

Owen Crowlie • February 24, 2020

SAN FRANCISCO — With only a week left before their deadline, a group of stressed, chain-smoking developers of the new…

The Hard Times Staff • January 27, 2020

REVERE, Mass. — Misguided 43-year-old street punk Martin “Peanut” Landers announced today that he will be upping his cigarette intake…

Patrick Crooks • October 9, 2019

FAIRFAX, Va. — Known procrastinator Dave Lowary has started smoking cigarettes in an apparent attempt to end his life, concerned…

Tucker Leighty-Phillips • September 15, 2019

PHILADELPHIA — Pennsylvania punk act The Menzingers are reportedly hard at work on a new song after seeing their close…

Mark Roebuck • September 7, 2019

WASHINGTON — The Surgeon General issued a grave warning to America’s youth today that vape pens and e-cigarettes are sadly…

Andrew Humphrey • April 29, 2019

I am so unbelievably sorry. When I asked you not to smoke in my house, I clearly must have confused…