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Covfefe Shirt Finally Arrives In Mail

HARTFORD, Conn. — Local comical shirt collector and self-described #Resistance member Jared Wayne was overjoyed this morning by the arrival of his months-old order for…

Awesome Shirt Ruined by Band Name

SEATTLE — The dismal sales of a T-shirt featuring an amazing design were blamed on the inclusion of the band name Love Drinking Pee-Pee, potential…

Iggy Pop Hides from Crowd by Keeping Shirt On

ATLANTA — Iggy Pop slipped into anonymity at the Project Pabst festival today by putting on a T-shirt, casually strolling incognito on the festival grounds,…

Anal Cunt Shirt Lint Rolled

NEWTON, Mass. — At approximately 2:45 p.m. Tuesday, local man Eric Barbier removed his Anal Cunt t-shirt from his dresser and carefully rolled a lint brush…