PITTSFORD, Vt. — 28-year-old Alex Solorzano is now in his seventh week of blaming social distancing for his sexual inactivity,…
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Mark Roebuck
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SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Recent sexual partner Nathan Stenhouse has released an apology for his unacceptably short load time during last…
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V.F. Thompson
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KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Last week, a local polycule reached its breaking point and spoke out on social media against the…
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MISHAWAKA, Ind. — Local punk musician Dana Laurence gave the “birds and the bees” talk to his seven-year-old son last…
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Eric Navarro
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Processing trauma is a lengthy and emotionally taxing endeavor. During this process it’s important to keep in mind that your…
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Daniel Menegaz
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SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Short-form mobile video platform Quibi has proven exceedingly popular among premature ejaculators thanks to its 10-minute…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Local woman Anita Harrison expressed disappointment during a game of Dungeons and Dragons when her boyfriend Steven…
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Shea Strauss
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ATLANTA —The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is urging people to give a “free pass” for intercourse between roommates…
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Eric Navarro
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I knew you'd bring that up. I could tell from the moment this fight started you had it locked and…
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Chandler Dean
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CHRISTCHURCH, New Zealand — Although experts are split on precisely why, a study of gamers worldwide has determined that the…
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