James Knapp
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NORTH POLE — Members of the organization Stop Treating Animals Badly [STAB] rescued eight reindeer yesterday that were allegedly being…
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Kyle Erf
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NORTH POLE — Interpol police arrived at Santa’s North Pole compound late last night and arraigned Mr. Claus for violating…
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Dan Rice
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Hi kids! Happy Holidays! I hope all you good little boys and girls have got your Christmas lists ready for…
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Jeremy Hammond
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MONTCLAIR, N.J. – Eternal bringer of joy and recent vegan convert Kris Kringle ignored countless offerings of milk and cookies…
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Colyn Emery
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WASHINGTON -- A flying sleigh led by eight tiny reindeer confirmed to belong to Santa Claus was found in violation…
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The Hard Times Staff
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USA - A recent spike in GG Allin sightings has been linked to Christmas tree lots sprouting up around the…
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