NORTH POLE — Interpol police arrived at Santa’s North Pole compound late last night and arraigned Mr. Claus for violating numerous copyrights of Sony Corporation.…
PHILADELPHIA — Lifelong Philadelphia Eagles fan Michael Catalano has passed down his father’s beloved pack of throwing batteries to his son Anthony for his trip…
Hi kids! Happy Holidays! I hope all you good little boys and girls have got your Christmas lists ready for Santa! What’s that? You don’t…
MONTCLAIR, N.J. – Eternal bringer of joy and recent vegan convert Kris Kringle ignored countless offerings of milk and cookies and left behind an informative pamphlet…
WASHINGTON — A flying sleigh led by eight tiny reindeer confirmed to belong to Santa Claus was found in violation of United States no-fly zone…
USA – A recent spike in GG Allin sightings has been linked to Christmas tree lots sprouting up around the nation, according to Christmas tree…
