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Ron DeSantis Signs Bill to Remove the Word “Gay” From All Christmas Songs

The Hard Times Staff • December 22, 2024

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signed a new bill that bans the word “gay” from being used in…

Internet Detectives Believe New Taylor Swift Track “Florida!!!” About Troubled Relationship With Swamp-Dwelling Skunk Ape

The Hard Times Staff • April 19, 2024

APALACHICOLA, Fla. — Dedicated Swifties across the internet believe the new Taylor Swift song "Florida!!!" is about her highly publicized…

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Nikki Haley Remains In Presidential Race, Endorses Trump

The Hard Times Staff • January 22, 2024

PORTSMOUTH, N.H. — Presidential hopeful Nikki Haley says she is committed to remaining in the race for the 2024 Republican…

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Heartwarming: Republican Donors Raised $300 Million to Help This Man Satisfy His Humiliation Kink

Matt Husser • January 21, 2024

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has always dedicated his life to two things: public service, and public humiliation. Even as he…

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Florida Legislature Changes Official State Bird to Parrot They Taught to Say The N-Word

Stephen Bell • January 18, 2024

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Florida’s state legislature is once again making waves nationwide after changing their official state bird from the…

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Nikki Haley and Ron DeSantis to Debate Whether Slavery Was Good or Never Happened

Chad Kubrak • January 10, 2024

DES MOINES, Iowa — Republican hopefuls Ron DeSantis and Nikki Haley are expected to make slavery a big topic for…

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DeSantis Promises to Change Fifty Stars Section of American Flag to Punisher Logo if Elected

Wilson Conkwright • November 25, 2023

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Florida Governor and Republican Presidential Candidate, Ron DeSantis, promised that, if elected, he would change the fifty…

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Eight Key Takeaways from the Third Republican Presidential Primary Debate

The Hard Times Staff • November 9, 2023

Five Republican presidential hopefuls with absolutely no chance of winning their party's nomination took to the stage last night in…

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GOP Debate to Feature Goldendoodle Who Only Barks at Black People

Freelancer • November 8, 2023

MIAMI — Skippy, a two-year-old Goldendoodle who only barks at Black folks, qualified for the third GOP primary debate being…

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DeSantis Claims 115mph Hour Winds Are God’s Way of Removing Wokeness From Florida

The Hard Times Staff • August 30, 2023

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Florida Governor, and floundering Republican presidential candidate, Ron DeSantis assured residents the powerful winds from Hurricane Idalia…

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