Grant Mulitz
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DR. LIGHT’S LAB — Saying he feels blessed at the technology yet wistful for his bygone appendage, local robot hero…
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Peter Casciato
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — In an attempt to save himself from certain death by walking directly off a platform, a local…
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Owen Crowlie
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RIVER CITY— Local gangster Antonio Russo continues to work a low level thug position despite pressures from higher ranking goons…
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Mark Roebuck
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THE CITY — A hired goon taking cover behind a crate made a fatal error and left his ankle exposed,…
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Tyler Simpson
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NEW YORK — Local street fighter Brock Fistman reportedly received the opposite effect as intended after eating a turkey leg…
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Tyler Simpson
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WAXAHACHIE, Texas — Local couple Darryl Perkins and Amanda Stein recently found out they were going to get into a…
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Ashley Naftule
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KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo has announced they will be releasing a classic edition of their stereoscopic 3D Virtual Boy system…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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LOS ANGELES — Production of a new movie based on the iconic Battletoads video game franchise has reportedly stalled due…
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Mark Roebuck
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SEATTLE — Finding himself continuously unable to afford modern consoles, Blake Sherman reportedly insists that he simply has an affinity…
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Mark Roebuck
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SEATTLE — Finding himself continuously unable to afford modern consoles, Blake Sherman reportedly insists that he simply has an affinity…
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