My girlfriend and I have gotten into some pretty freaky stuff lately. In the past, we’ve tried bondage, hair-pulling, and name-calling, but all of that…
ANAHEIM, Calif. – A pair of local hardcore lovebirds announced they reached the Disneyland stage of their relationship after several months of courtship, confirmed sources…
It’s never okay to go through your partner’s phone unless you have concrete evidence of infidelity, like seeing he randomly started streaming “The O.C.” or…
Baby, you know I love you and I love our relationship. But something has been eating at me and I have to ask you flat…
Well, well, look who decided to finally call! Oh yes, I’m sure you’ve been very busy. Of course I’m being sarcastic, you think I don’t…
Come on, man, just take the money. Who doesn’t want twenty bucks? Listen, it’s simple: All I’m asking is for you to stop accusing me…
It’s a bizarre fact of the human condition that we crave things that are bad for us – drinking booze, driving fast cars, smoking cigarettes,…
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David Sedaris is one of the most beloved and universally appreciated writers of our time. His sharp wit, powers of observation and dark humor-meets-heart approach…
I finally did it! I am now in the top one percent of financially successful musicians! So now I get to do what everyone does…
LOS ANGELES — Local Leo Andrew Allsop is distraught after discovering that astrological differences appear to be an active threat in his several-month relationship with…
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — Heartbroken guitarist Wayne Kellington just got out of his long-term punk band Cranial Input and is admittedly not looking for anything…
My wife and I are hopelessly in love. We share a life of laughter and growth. Our only problem? She wants me to be more…
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Help! My Partner Comments on Social Media Posts From Our Local News Station
It wasn’t always like this. They were barely on social media. It began slowly, like all terror: just the occasional comment on a tragic news…