Collin Preciado
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BOSTON — Barstool Sports founder and One Bite Pizza reviewer Dave Portnoy reportedly gave a rare perfect 10.0 score to…
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Ben Friedman
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WASHINGTON — Elon Musk’s double Nazi salute during today’s inauguration parade led to a tidal wave of approval amongst the…
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Bobby Korec
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MODESTO, Calif. — Local bachelor Lou Charksville admitted that he can’t be himself around his new exceptionally lifelike sex doll…
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Nathan Kamal
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What’s up, friends of the bud? If you’re like us, you don’t treat marijuana like something to huff out of…
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Patrick Crooks
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WASHINGTON — President Trump’s approval rating has failed to crack the 40% mark among the last remaining American who managed…
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Ian Kitchen
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — After a night of allegedly bawdy behavior, Jason “Buzzly” Godrich was detained early this morning by Buffalo…
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Eric Navarro
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Homebrew beer connoisseur Ira Rose succeeded again last week in ranking all local homebrews he tasted from…
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Mark Roebuck
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TUCSON, Ariz. — Employees of the Sunny Side Inn discovered this morning that touring rock’n’roll band The Squashers viciously destroyed…
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SECAUCUS, N.J. - Tensions are mounting at False Assault, a print zine dedicated to the New Jersey underground metal scene,…
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