Patrick Coyne
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LONDON — King Charles recently decided enough time has finally passed to have the Queen’s beloved corgis formally executed in…
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Doug Kolic
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LONDON – Prince Andrew, Duke of York, is reportedly pestering the entire staff of Buckingham Palace to ask if his…
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The Hard Times Staff
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LONDON — Upper-level managers at a clandestine facility specializing in removing blood from young children and pumping it into Queen…
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Harley Murgatroyd
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So you’ve heard of folks throwing around the concept of going back in time to kill baby Hitler. It’s a…
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Bobby Korec
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LONDON — Longtime royal and purveyor of British tradition Queen Elizabeth could not recall at what point in her life…
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Tim Nash
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LONDON — Queen Elizabeth II announced today that she will knight either Liam or Noel Gallagher of famed 90s Britpop…
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