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Opinion: If The President Really Cared About My Interests, Why Doesn’t He Have A Sick Horror VHS Collection?

Chris Bowen • March 3, 2022

Throughout our nation’s history, the President of the United States of America has always claimed to be a man of…

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Metalhead Hasn’t Heard of Them but Sure They Suck

Matt McInerney • February 22, 2022

DETROIT — Local metalhead, 36-year-old Denny Brokum, is reportedly willing to admit that he hasn’t heard of the band Scatological…

Opinion: You Aren’t Good Enough at Guitar To Buy a Flying V, Man

Yancy Lee Crawford • April 1, 2021

I can tell what you’re thinking from across the showroom. I know you want to pick one up, strum it…