Mike Civins
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February 6, 2018
Woah there, chief. Where you going so fast wearing that Misfits shirt like you ain’t got a care in the…
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Ella Gale
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February 6, 2018
SPOKANE, Wash. — The Spokane Police investigation team asserted today that a fiber linked to the disappearance of an irreplaceable…
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Dan Kozuh
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February 5, 2018
NEW YORK — Vagabond crust punk Sheri “Tick Bite” Rowland was spotted outside of the Bowery Whole Foods store begging…
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Steve Bennett
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February 4, 2018
MINNEAPOLIS — Super Bowl LII halftime show headliner Justin Timberlake asked league officials today if his friend’s band can “jump…
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Rob Steinberg
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February 2, 2018
CITY OF DIS, Hell — 78 percent of demons across the Netherworld experienced feelings of low self-esteem and body issues…
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Anya Volz
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February 1, 2018
SAN DIEGO — Daisey McKinley’s period asked her eyes and heart again this morning if they know when her white…
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Rick Homuth
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January 31, 2018
VLADIVOSTOK, Russia — @DNCSorosTracker, one of the more successful Russian Twitter bots created to influence American elections, announced plans today…
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Mark Turner
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January 31, 2018
LOS ANGELES — Metallica’s live concert and online merch booth is now the world’s 32nd largest economy by GDP following…
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Ed Saincome
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January 30, 2018
OFucking Garfield, man... he’s got his face all over T-shirts and TV and posters telling me to read. What a…
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Cory Cousins
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January 30, 2018
PONTIAC, Mich. — 55-year-old Juggalo Kevin “Klown Syndrome” Anderson is concerned young Juggalos won’t continue the positive Juggalo message created…
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