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Pop Punk Band Running out of Obscure Movie Quotes to Use as Song Titles

Dustin Meadows • March 6, 2019

COLUMBUS, Ohio — Local pop-punk darlings Break Shot are running out of obscure movie quotes to inspire song titles for…

Subscription Box Service Gives Gutter Punks New Box to Live In Every Month

Patrick Coyne • March 5, 2019

PALO ALTO, Calif. — The new “gutterhaus” subscription box service is disrupting the living-on-the-streets industry by delivering artisanal cardboard boxes…

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Friend with Least Amount of Shit Together Now Reading Tarot Cards if You’re Interested

Malcolm Whitfield • March 4, 2019

MARION, Iowa — Local woman Richelle Sumner has undertaken the responsibility of helping her friends learn more about themselves through…

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ICE Arrests Outkast, Plans Deportation to Stankonia

Dan Rice • March 4, 2019

ATLANTA — ICE agents arrested longtime Atlanta-based hip-hop duo Outkast last night, and are preparing to deport both members back…

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Parent Who Only Saw Last Song of School Choir Tells Kid, “Nice Set”

The Hard Times Staff • March 3, 2019

PASADENA, Calif. — Local parent Kevin Westfall told his son Danny last week that Danny “had a great set,” despite…

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Punk Veteran Alarmingly Nostalgic for Time When ‘You Could Get Stabbed’

The Hard Times Staff • March 2, 2019

BOSTON — Longtime scene veteran Tom Williams wistfully pined yesterday for his scene’s bygone era that featured rampant, unprovoked stabbings,…

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Punk Dies After Tragically Using His Carabiner for Climbing Purposes

Mark Roebuck • March 1, 2019

SARGENT’S PURCHASE, N.H. — Local punk rocker and first-time mountain climber Danny Trumble died tragically yesterday after using his carabiner…

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Man Risks Lifelong Friendship Over 10 Percent Chance of Getting Laid

Eric Navarro • February 28, 2019

HARRISBURG, Pa. — Local man Aaron Garcia risked the loss of a potentially lifelong friendship last night over a nearly…

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Dear Scabby: What’s the best way to sneak into shows?

Scabby • February 28, 2019

Dear Scabby: I’ve been in love with my best friend for about 5 years. But only just recently got the…

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Man Misidentified as Member of Masked Intruder Just Honest Bank Robber

Lauren Lavín • February 27, 2019

DALLAS — Local bank robber Kevin Rice’s alleged attempt at a heist late yesterday evening was thwarted when he was…

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