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Dear Scabby: How can I get out of touring?

Scabby • March 7, 2019

Dear Scabby: I quit my shitty serving job in a moment of rage this past week. The only issue is…

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Pop Punk Band Running out of Obscure Movie Quotes to Use as Song Titles

Dustin Meadows • March 6, 2019

COLUMBUS, Ohio — Local pop-punk darlings Break Shot are running out of obscure movie quotes to inspire song titles for…

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Subscription Box Service Gives Gutter Punks New Box to Live In Every Month

Patrick Coyne • March 5, 2019

PALO ALTO, Calif. — The new “gutterhaus” subscription box service is disrupting the living-on-the-streets industry by delivering artisanal cardboard boxes…

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Friend with Least Amount of Shit Together Now Reading Tarot Cards if You’re Interested

Malcolm Whitfield • March 4, 2019

MARION, Iowa — Local woman Richelle Sumner has undertaken the responsibility of helping her friends learn more about themselves through…

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ICE Arrests Outkast, Plans Deportation to Stankonia

Dan Rice • March 4, 2019

ATLANTA — ICE agents arrested longtime Atlanta-based hip-hop duo Outkast last night, and are preparing to deport both members back…

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Parent Who Only Saw Last Song of School Choir Tells Kid, “Nice Set”

The Hard Times Staff • March 3, 2019

PASADENA, Calif. — Local parent Kevin Westfall told his son Danny last week that Danny “had a great set,” despite…

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Punk Veteran Alarmingly Nostalgic for Time When ‘You Could Get Stabbed’

The Hard Times Staff • March 2, 2019

BOSTON — Longtime scene veteran Tom Williams wistfully pined yesterday for his scene’s bygone era that featured rampant, unprovoked stabbings,…

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Punk Dies After Tragically Using His Carabiner for Climbing Purposes

Mark Roebuck • March 1, 2019

SARGENT’S PURCHASE, N.H. — Local punk rocker and first-time mountain climber Danny Trumble died tragically yesterday after using his carabiner…

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Man Risks Lifelong Friendship Over 10 Percent Chance of Getting Laid

Eric Navarro • February 28, 2019

HARRISBURG, Pa. — Local man Aaron Garcia risked the loss of a potentially lifelong friendship last night over a nearly…

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Dear Scabby: What’s the best way to sneak into shows?

Scabby • February 28, 2019

Dear Scabby: I’ve been in love with my best friend for about 5 years. But only just recently got the…

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