Iggy Pop Obituary DO NOT PUBLISH
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[Ed note: Leaving the Iggy Pop obit in the draft folder. Great idea to get this written up ahead of…
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Tag: punk
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Man Who Bought Shirt Before Headliner Just Carrying It Around Like a Fucking Moron
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DUBLIN — A local moron obviously blind to his own idiocy stood around last night with a brand-new Gildan shirt…
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Woman Embarks on Treacherous Solo Expedition to Front of Stage
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SAN FRANCISCO — Local adventurer Melissa Carter will leave her base camp by the big water jug on the bar…
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Love Just a Meaningless Chemical Reaction, Reports Heartbroken Scientist
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DULUTH, Minn. — A new report released today in the New England Journal of Medicine claims that the feeling of…
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Friendless Guitarist Asks Sweetwater Rep To Be Best Man
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PEORIA, Ill. — Local guitarist Matt Carlton asked his Sweetwater sales rep today to be in his wedding as his…
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Man Asks for Nudes as Last Ditch Effort to Save Conversation
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LOS ANGELES — Garage-rock frontman Julian Wood asked a casual female acquaintance yesterday for naked photos in an effort to…
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Band That Tuned by Ear Playing in Standard, Drop C, and a Few Things In-Between
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TRENTON, N.J. — Local hardcore band Open Sesame debuted a unique and unprecedented combination of tunings at their inaugural show…
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Woman Considers Having Children After Favorite Band’s Tees Only Available in Youth Small
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MINNEAPOLIS — Local woman and online shopper Darla Castro is reconsidering her lack of children after a search for her…
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Punk Returning From Semester Abroad Now Spells It “Poseur”
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BOSTON — Philosophy major Patrick Cartelli returned yesterday from three months studying abroad in London with several new mannerisms, including…
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Stoner Pretty Sure He Just Invented CBD-Infused Marijuana
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DENVER — Local marijuana enthusiast Toby Strickland is “pretty sure” he is the first to invent CBD-infused marijuana, which he…
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