5’3″ Goth 6’2″ in Shoes
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ALBANY, N.Y. — Local single Tomas Hart was stunned to learn yesterday that Marianne Shaw, a goth woman with whom…
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Frontman Quickly Closes Rhymezone Tab When Friend Walks Into Room
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FAYETTEVILLE, N.C. — Clint Herrera, the songwriter and lead singer for local punk band Dios Muerte, frantically tried to close…
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Fistfight Weirdly Quiet
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PENSACOLA, Fla. — A fistfight moments ago between local punks Deandra Ybarra and Carrie Wilks was described by all watching…
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Manowar Member on Date Looks Nothing Like His Album Cover Pic
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AUBURN, N.Y. — Local woman Courtney Richmond was disappointed yesterday to discover her date, Manowar bass player Joey DeMaio, looked…
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Facebook Algorithm Keeps Recommending Anti-Vaxxer Groups to People Who Have Already Died
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MENLO PARK, Calif. — Facebook officials discovered a glitch in the platform’s algorithm last week, in which anti-vaccination propaganda pages…
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Man with Screeching Weasel Tattoo Really Going Out of the Way to Explain Himself
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LORTON, Va. — Local man Devin Caulfield is now in his 11th year of attempting to explain his Screeching Weasel…
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Perfectly Done Tom Petty Portrait Tattoo Still Objectively Ugly
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COLUMBUS, Ohio — Local college student Cam Emerson received a portrait tattoo of Tom Petty on his forearm last week,…
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Punk Band Accused of Selling Out After Accepting $35 PPP Loan
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LOS ANGELES — Local punk band Palm Terror are under heavy scrutiny today, facing accusations from long-time fans of selling…
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Coward Hour Coil Exclusive: Sowden House
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Coward Hour is the least-informed podcast in America. Each week, leading cowards/disgraced comedians Brendan Krick & Nik Oldershaw spiral on…
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Standing Desk Elevated for First Time to Check for Fallen Chip
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SEATTLE — UX designer Erin Philips shocked her colleagues today at her advertising firm CreateJoy when she elevated her standing…
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