LONDON — Spotify unveiled a new feature yesterday: an ‘Ironic Listening’ mode, which will give users access to music solely for mocking it, without disrupting…
I’m so sick of people acting like taking away guns would have prevented yesterday’s horrible lone wolf attack by a mentally disturbed man who would…
NEW YORK — Andrew “W.K.” Wilkes-Krier will run for the U.S. presidency in 2020 as a representative of all parties, his campaign strategist confirmed earlier…
GAINESVILLE, Fla. — Authorities at the Myers & Briggs Foundation added the NYHC category to their list of possible personality types earlier this week, organization…
ARLINGTON, Texas – Americans across the entire political spectrum were furious today as Cowboys owner Jerry Jones rolled up the American flag and sucked on…
CHICAGO — Tyler Stephens, a roadie for touring punk band the Irony Boards, called off all attempts at helping him load equipment for tonight’s show…
ATLANTA — Equifax social media intern Carly Donovan has “no chance of meme-ing her way out” of the credit reporting giant’s massive security breach, sources…
WINNIPEG, Manitoba — Canadian political-punk band Propagandhi released their seventh studio album this week with Victory Lap, which features 16 pages of footnotes with each…
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Local punk Jeremy Henderson realized he’d been duped into eating at a vegan restaurant moments after sitting down to dinner with…
OTTAWA, Ontario — The Canadian Parliament passed a law yesterday requiring all citizens over the age of 18 to spend two years serving as a…
LONDON — The fourth season of British tech-horror television show Black Mirror is expected to take on some new themes this year, including phones “talking,…
PYONGYANG, North Korea — Activist organization Food Not Bombs dropped a 10,000 pound burrito on a strategic military base in North Korea, Defense Department officials…
DALLAS — Everyone attending power-pop trio Ball Pit’s tour kickoff show last week was “ecstatic” about the band leaving town for a few weeks, confirmed…
DAVIS, Calif. — Researchers at the University of California–Davis animal science laboratory confirmed this morning that an unattended monkey with an old typewriter has recreated every…
LANCASTER, Pa. — Self-identified pansexual and CrossFit enthusiast Katie Jacobs informed a number of unsuspecting team members during her gym’s monthly CrossFit Games of her…