BLOOMINGTON, Ind. — Multiple references to new couple Darius Mastrogiovanni and Sam Padgett’s disgustingly raunchy sex life were skillfully and…
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Corey Montgomery
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DAYTON, Ohio – Local man Jesse Clingman found himself unimpressed and longing for a friend to direct his complaints after…
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Bobby Korec
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TACOMA, Wash. — Local punk band Dungeons and Koalas applied their optimistic mindset to see a completely empty venue during…
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Ted Pillow
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LOS ANGELES — Incubus was voted the Most Popular Band for People Who Almost Did Shrooms Once for the 21st…
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Steve Esparra
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NEW YORK — Local unemployed man George Costanza attempted to impress colleagues by pretending to be a member of metalcore…
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TAUNTON, Mass. — Local maniac and new mother Aidy Simmons is now apparently the foremost expert on health, safety, and…
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John Danek
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SAN RAFAEL, Calif. — Metallica lead guitarist and wah pedal enthusiast Kirk Hammett couldn’t remember if he is supposed to…
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V.F. Thompson
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EAST LANSING, Mich. — Reports show that despite the acid you took having kicked in only five minutes ago, you…
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V.F. Thompson
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EAST LANSING, Mich. — Reports show that despite the acid you took having kicked in only five minutes ago, you…
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Brooks Gray
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CINCINNATI — Red Hot Chili Peppers tribute band, Los Jalapenos, vow to press on with their tri-state tour despite low…
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