Every The Mars Volta Album Ranked
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The Hard Times has made more than a few jokes about The Mars Volta over the years. But you only…
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Tag: punk
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Punk Builds Time Machine To See Turnstile Before They Were Big
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DENVER — Local punk Cody Dawkins attempted to defy the limits of what humanity knows as a fundamental truth and…
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Matt Skiba Quickly Googles “How to Play Drums” After Travis Barker Surgery News
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LOS ANGELES — Former Blink 182 member Matt Skiba frantically searched “how to play drums” upon news that Travis Barker’s…
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Dominatrix Makes Sub Break In Her Doc Martens
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NEW YORK — Local dominatrix Angela Jones is parading her sub around while he wears her Doc Martens in order…
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Review: The Callous Daoboys “Celebrity Therapist”
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Each week The Hard Times looks over the crop of current artists and decides whether to make or break their…
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Dietary Restrictions Explained to Parents for 15th Time Today
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PLATTSBURGH, N.Y. – Local graduate student Andi Engler recently explained her dietary restrictions to her parents for a record-breaking 15…
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Schrödinger’s Uncle Both World War II Buff and Holocaust Denier
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BOSTON — Local uncle Harvey Sumwade amassed national attention after gaining prominence for his encyclopedic knowledge of World War II…
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“The Last of Us” VFX Artist Cites Uncle’s Fucked Up Toe as Inspiration
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LOS ANGELES — Lance Martinez, VFX artist for “The Last of Us” cited his uncle’s notoriously disgusting toe as inspiration…
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BREAKING: Your Back After That Failed Kickflip
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LOS ANGELES — After an ambitious attempt at a simple flatground kickflip, it appears that you have absolutely broken your…
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Review: The Locust “New Erections”
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Each week the Hard Times tries to take a look back at a classic album. We really, really try. This…
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