Samuel Abraham
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Look, I'm no detective. I lack the intelligence, training, qualifications, and decency to perform such a job — much like…
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Tim Sheard
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WASHINGTON — Republican lawmakers today broke ground on a new memorial to not commemorate the insurrection riots that took place…
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Dan Rice
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Which of these is the bigger crime: Literally just walking into a building, or murdering babies to drink their blood…
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Dan Rice
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Look, I’m desperate and I don’t care how embarrassing this is anymore. This year I decided to participate in the…
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VANCOUVER, Wash. — Local neo-fascist Greg Pough retired as an active member of the Proud Boys today following a three-second…
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Kevin Tit
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HANOVER, Pa. — Local Nazi, Kyle Rumbley, is unsure how to tell his family he voted for Joe Biden after…
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Dan Rice
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When a "Straight Pride Parade" in Boston was first proposed it made national headlines. Many consider the event to be…
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Josh Fernandez
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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local punk Ivan Gomez gingerly set his “Meat Is Murder” T-shirt today into a new drawer set…
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