S.L. Neechski
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JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Jimmy Fetsar missed a child custody hearing because he was at a bail hearing stemming from a…
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Mark Shady
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FORT DIX, N.J. — The Fort Dix Federal Correctional Institute announced that it has granted Sean “Diddy” Combs conjugal freak-offs,…
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Matt Husser
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ITHACA, N.Y. — Elite private institution Bournestown University released a new campus brochure today touting the diversity of the college's…
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Ben Friedman
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WASHINGTON — President Trump left his meeting with South African President Cyril Ramaphosa visibly shaken and confused after admitting he…
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JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Popular conservative influencer Jake Fowler intends to “own the libs” by spending two months in a notorious…
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Matt Husser
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Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the inside of this subterranean Disneyland prison complex is so delightful. That's right,…
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Dan Kozuh
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CLEARWATER, Fla. — Local metalhead Rickey Ray Reynolds asked officers if he could change into his favorite Morbid Angel t-shirt…
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Dom Turek
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After years of circling the dating drain pool, I was almost ready to give up and accept my fate as…
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PHOENIX, Ariz. — An Arizona judge recently sentenced a man who ate his roommate’s leftovers to two years in federal…
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WASHINGTON — Steve Bannon, a former Trump adviser, is worried about what will happen to "someone as pretty as him"…
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