Bobby D. Lux
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July 21, 2018
LOS GATOS, Calif. — Early yesterday morning, a sword-wielding Barack Obama interrupted a meeting of high-ranking Netflix executives while wearing…
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WASHINGTON — Democrats in the Senate were unable to block President Trump’s replacement for departing Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy,…
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Patrick Coyne
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May 6, 2018
Have you guys heard of this ACLU? Because apparently they’re like OBSESSED with me! I signed up for their e-newsletter…
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Gabe Wood
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April 21, 2018
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump revealed via a series of tweets this morning that his presidency has been following the…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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March 27, 2018
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump surprised Americans today by replacing Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders with the talking owl who…
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Chuck Kowalski
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February 27, 2018
BUFFALO, N.Y. — Crust-punk presidential candidate Leo “Swamp” Marsh revealed plans today to slash employment opportunities during an impassioned campaign…
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Kyle Erf
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December 20, 2017
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump lashed out today during an early morning Tweet storm, panning left-leaning media outlets across the…
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Nicholai Roscoe
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December 15, 2017
WASHINGTON — A report released today by a government efficiency watchdog group offered conclusive proof of “absolutely no collusion” between…
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Dicky Stock
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November 17, 2017
WASHINGTON — A leaked recording of President Trump suggesting using military force on North Korea “like a bitch” was released…
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Tom Fuller
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October 2, 2017
NEW YORK — Andrew “W.K.” Wilkes-Krier will run for the U.S. presidency in 2020 as a representative of all parties,…
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