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Matt McClurg • October 3, 2019

HOUSTON — Local woman Claudia Sims was criticized yesterday for wearing a NASA T-shirt, despite the fact that she has…

Louie Aronowitz • September 22, 2019

I was at this show last night and this totally lame poser in a totally lame poser band was playing…

Patrick Coyne • August 14, 2019

LOS ANGELES — A mysterious pair of sunglasses discovered by local crust punk and drifter Rick “Zilch” Toombs allegedly allow…

Patrick Coyne • July 1, 2019

MISSOULA, Mont. — Real-deal, bloodsucking vampire Count Adhemar Chauve-Souris was vehemently dismissed as a poser today by mall goths he…

Bobby Korec • June 10, 2019

BOSTON — Philosophy major Patrick Cartelli returned yesterday from three months studying abroad in London with several new mannerisms, including…

Andy Holt • February 25, 2019

BERKELEY, Calif. — Local punk Leo Picado had a portion of his scene cred transplanted yesterday in an emergency procedure…

The Hard Times Staff • December 16, 2018

TORRANCE, Calif. — Longtime punk and father Al Diaz thoroughly interrogated his teenage daughter’s new boyfriend last night about which…

Claire Brown • November 17, 2018

GREEN BAY, Wis. — Local poser Adam Luis-Meyers narrowly reached the end moments ago of a two-hour long conversation about…

Megan Valley • August 8, 2018

ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Liza Epperson realized yesterday that her new girlfriend, who allegedly described herself as “emo” in her…

Lauren Lavín • August 6, 2018

SANTA CLARA, Calif. — Local PacSun employee Patrick “Pat” Graham could not solve a captcha test Tuesday afternoon that asked…

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