politically correct Archives

Krissy Howard • August 23, 2021

WHITEFISH, Mont. — An inclusive punk scene was applauded for acts of bravery late yesterday evening after members openly welcomed…

Stephen Bell • June 27, 2020

OUTLANDIA — Dastardly cartoon villain and sorcerer born of hellfire Kindfresser is still somehow completely P.C. despite his abhorrent, wicked…

Lauren Lavín • April 15, 2020

Now that I’m stuck at home I’m losing my mind from boredom. I can only spend so many hours a…

John Danek • December 2, 2019

SEATTLE — Politically correct punk Michael Favata was delighted to learn yesterday that his band’s bassist is currently dating a…

Danny Taverner • January 26, 2018

NEW YORK — Progressive punk Otto Williams replaced the phrase “bum a cigarette” earlier today with “homeless person a cigarette”…

Ella Gale • July 20, 2017

It’s 2017 and I’m trying my best to be woke, but I’ll be honest it’s hard for a guy like…

Dan Luberto • July 1, 2015

INTERNET, The -- In a valiant display of his true progressiveness, local punk Chris Francis has officially freed himself of…