Jordan Breeding
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A young man came up to me while I was golfing yesterday, and said, "Mr. Trump, your Nazi socialist secret…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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NEW YORK — NYPD officer Martin Stuart heroically paused earlier today to reflect that chokeholds are now an illegal use…
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Gabie Barnes
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NEW YORK — Breaking tradition with the usual format of having episodes sponsored by single letters, a bruised, exhausted-looking Big Bird…
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Just Lunning
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ANGEL GROVE, Calif. — Despite receiving absolutely no training of any kind, the adolescent vigilante group “Power Rangers” were reportedly…
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Mark Roebuck
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GOTHAM CITY — Gotham City has passed a controversial new bill that would restrict famed vigilante crime fighter Batman to…
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NEW YORK — Following the removal of episodes of 30 Rock, Community, and Scrubs episodes from streaming services for featuring…
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Lauren Lavín
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SACRAMENTO — Local woman Lena Wright was charged with resisting arrest yesterday for fighting back against the armed, plainclothes rapist…
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Freelancer
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MINNEAPOLIS — Members of the Minneapolis Police Department disbanded yesterday to focus on their individual violent side projects, citing creative…
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Matt Shore
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CLEVELAND — Video evidence of police officers leaving incendiary red barrels near protest sites has created controversy online. “The barrels…
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Ella Gale
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With activists across the country protesting racial inequality and police violence, The Hard Times decided to sit down with police…
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