Nathan Kamal
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AUSTIN, Texas — A desperate guitar pick is currently clinging to the inside body of an acoustic guitar belonging to…
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John Danek
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DENVER — Local man Ian Vernor horrified his roommates yesterday by inauspiciously sniffing his pointer and middle fingers, recoiling in…
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Jon Wood
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WASHINGTON — Vice President Mike Pence is looking forward to debating Kamala Harris’ husband, Douglas Emhoff, on key issues impacting…
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Louie Aronowitz
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I was at this show last night and this totally lame poser in a totally lame poser band was playing…
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Freelancer
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WALLA WALLA, Wash. — Punk bassist Becca Roberts defended her decision today to use a plectrum for the clitoral stimulation…
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Adam Martin
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SAN ANTONIO — Aspiring musician Josh Sánchez’s trusty Jim Dunlop guitar pick is reportedly securely lodged in an auxiliary compartment…
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Eric Navarro
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Renowned MIT physicist Lawrence Gordon inspired the scientific world early last week when he nearly retrieved a…
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Mark Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — Two sisters playing on Hermosa Beach found a message in a bottle earlier today, revealing the grim…
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