Ramona Apthorp
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RICHMOND Va. — Heavy metal legends GWAR picked up the wrong penis-clad monster costume from the dry cleaners yesterday in…
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Johnny Mo
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GLENDALE, Calif. — Fraud victim Megan Howard made an emergency exit through her date’s bathroom window last night after an…
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Ryan Werner
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IOWA CITY, Iowa — Local crust punk Elliot Schreiber had the dick tattoo on his face completely blacked out by…
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Bobby Korec
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LOS ANGELES — Inclusive frat guy Dylan Sargosta bravely drew both vaginas and penises on passed out freshmen during Friday…
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Gabe Gurwin
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ERIE, Pa. — Local activist Mac Henderson staged an event to honor Spore, the 2008 life simulator from Maxis, for…
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Michael De Toffoli
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SAN DIEGO — Local pop-punk band Chump Rope honored their fallen drummer Johnathan Richard “Ball Sack” Bolen on Thursday with…
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Jon Lalu
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The release of Soul Calibur 6 brings a new character creator mode, which has allowed players to bring great matches…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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AUGUSTA, Maine — Local nerd Martin Beauchamp announced to fellow members of the online involuntarily celibate, also known as “incel,”…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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KYOTO, Japan — Masahiro Sakurai, creator of the video game series Super Smash Bros., explained to disappointed fans today that…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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KYOTO, Japan — Masahiro Sakurai, creator of the video game series Super Smash Bros., explained to disappointed fans today that…
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