Jennifer Donovan
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September 5, 2025
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Michael Murphy, a 43-year-old insurance salesman suffering from shortness of breath, elevated cholesterol, undiagnosed GI issues…
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Mike Maher
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July 9, 2025
PORTLAND, Maine — Cardiac surgeon and punk rocker Dr. David “Cutter” Peters mistakenly left a pack of cigarettes inside patient…
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I’ve always sort of had twin passions: medicine and comedy. That’s why I trained to become a paramedic at the…
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NEW YORK — Radiologist and sludge metal rocker Rory Hanson took his future into his own hands on Monday morning…
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Zach Raffio
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October 7, 2022
GRAND ISLAND, Neb. — Local doctor Harvin Smill found himself visibly sweaty this morning responding with a mumbled sequence of…
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James Knapp
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October 2, 2021
SAINT PAUL, Minn. — 37-year-old punk Ronald “Buckets” Drearer grossly exaggerated how much alcohol he regularly consumes in order to…
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Patrick Coyne
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March 1, 2021
TACOMA, Wash. — Terminal cancer patient Brenda Goff is planning to lay as still as possible after spotting U2’s annoyingly…
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Jon Dunbar
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June 17, 2020
MENLO PARK, Calif. — Facebook purged thousands of user accounts belonging to members of right-wing hate groups last week, but…
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SEATTLE — A new model from the Institute for Health Metrics and Evaluation at the University of Washington shows that…
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