Pandemic Tag Archives - Page 13

Cha-Ching! Now If I Can Only Find a Way to Get a Stimulus Check Every Two Weeks

Eric Navarro • May 5, 2020

It’s nearly impossible to describe the feeling I got from depositing my long-awaited stimulus check. Not sure what word to…

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Being Alone vs. Being Lonely: How Glib Wordplay Enables My Detachment From Reality

Jon Wood • May 3, 2020

For the 36 million Americans living in solitude during this global pandemic, it’s essential for our sanity that we recognize…

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Basement Hostages Blissfully Unaware of Pandemic

Ryan Danley • May 2, 2020

SPRINGFIELD, Mo. — 64-year-old captor Charles Lynn Gartner’s basement-dwelling hostages remain blissfully unaware of the global crisis happening right outside…

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Sesame Street Airs Special Episode to Explain Coronavirus to the President

Jon Wood • April 29, 2020

NEW YORK — The cast of “Sesame Street” joined the country’s leading scientists and health experts this weekend in a…

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Community Applauds at 3 a.m. Every Day to Celebrate Gaming Heroes Who Don’t Go Outside

Jeremy Kaplowitz • April 28, 2020

NEW YORK — The residents of New York City have begun applauding out their windows every single day at three…

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Man Panic-Watches “The Simpsons” Looking for Clues on Next Global Disaster

Jerrod Kingery • April 27, 2020

HOUSTON — Local man Joseph Graciano spent the past 72 hours obsessively streaming “The Simpsons” on Disney+ looking for anything…

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You Can Have My Weekly Shindigs at Applebee’s When You Pry Them From My Cold Dead BBQ Sauce Stained Hands

Nick Ortolani • April 27, 2020

Our country is teetering on the brink of oblivion. Governments are looking to dismantle our very way of life and…

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This Quarantined Man Only Sleeping a Restless 14 Hours a Night

Jordan Breeding • April 26, 2020

Weeks of shelter-in-place left one unlucky man's sleep schedule completely turned around! James Walters, a thirty-year-old father of one and…

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Opinion: 2020 Is Actually Good Because It Subverts Expectations

Louie Aronowitz • April 22, 2020

Where are all the new ideas?! Every movie is the same tired plot. Every TV show is full of unoriginal…

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Irresponsible Villagers Still Attending Concerts During Pandemic

Giovanni Colantonio • April 20, 2020

BIG SKY ISLAND — Residents of a single-island community in the remote ocean are defying the government’s orders for social…

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