ORLANDO, Fla. — Local medical supply salesman Elliot Harrison’s recent haircut was immediately noticed this morning by coworkers with seemingly…
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Patrick Crooks
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BOWIE, Md. — The entire staff at Free State Digital deduced today that a general housekeeping email from HR, despite…
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Claire Brown
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ROUND ROCK, Texas — Interactive storytelling fans were disappointed this week by a new choose-your-own-adventure novel that promised the opportunity…
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Michael Edwards
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STATEN ISLAND, N.Y. — Measureworks IT technician Jeff Simmins left dozens of bar patrons perplexed last night after singing “Svefn-g-englar”…
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Kyle Erf
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ANAHEIM, Calif. — Your coworker Michael Banks, a 33-year-old office assistant and widely known flake, announced plans today to get…
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Carson Soukup
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DENVER — Local man Chris Wyatt’s first bowel movement at his new office job was completed without incident, the relieved…
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Mark Delaney
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BEAVERTON, Ore. — Customer Service Coordinator Josh Bellamie capped off yet another no-kill playthrough of the work week today, extending…
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John-Michael Bond
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TACOMA, Wash. — Female employees at Crammr App headquarters discovered earlier this week that their respective periods all synced to…
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DUNWOODY, Ga. — Local goth Gordon Fletcher was reportedly unamused by a coworker’s recent observation that he looks like someone…
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John Danek
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LONG BEACH, Calif. — Rapper Vince Staples was forced to change his moniker to Vince OfficeMax after the completed merger…
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