Every Devo Album Ranked
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I genuinely don’t think I’m being hyperbolic when I say: if you disagree that Devo is one of the greatest…
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Tag: new wave
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Dad Who Thought He Was Getting Bounce House for Child’s Birthday Party Accidentally Books Oingo Boingo
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TACOMA, Wash. — Local father Colm Tyson is reportedly embarrassed after accidentally booking 1980s new wave band Oingo Boingo for…
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Danny Elfman Feeling Slighted as Haunted Carnival Decides to Go In Different Musical Direction
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SANTA BARBARA, Calif. — Hollywood composer Danny Elfman was reportedly dejected after his proposed score for an legitimately haunted carnival…
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Drum Circle Ruined by Every Participant
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SAN FRANCISCO — A large drum circle in Golden Gate Park was ruined by each and every percussionist’s inability to…
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It’s Tragic That Jimi Hendrix Didn’t Stay Alive Long Enough To Make a Shitty Synth Record in the ‘80s
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It’s always a tragedy when a monumental artist is taken from us too soon, but in my opinion, none of…
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Hard Rock Cafe Manager Will Let You Hold The INXS Guitar If You Help Jump His Car
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MYRTLE BEACH, S.C. — Hard Rock Cafe Manager Kyle Neeson offered the chance to hold the INXS guitar hanging in…
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We Interviewed David Byrne, the Last Thing on Our Bucket List. Welp, Time To Die
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Writing for a music blog like The Hard Times has opened up a lot of opportunities over the years, leading…
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Goth Hides Stack of The Cure’s “Pornography” in Woods
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BANGOR, Maine — Middle-aged goth Richard Irwin stashed his collection of The Cure’s landmark fourth album “Pornography” in the woods…
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New DNA Evidence Exonerates Video in Landmark Murder Case of Radio Star
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LONDON, England — The Central Criminal Court of England and Wales shocked reporters today in calling for the immediate release…
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