S.L. Neechski
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Hey, you with the As I Lay Dying t-shirt with the sleeves cut off and swelled-up ankles. You’re a metalcore…
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S.L. Neechski
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Hey, you with the white-kid dreads and those baggy JNCOs with a portable CD player in the giant back pocket.…
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Brett Olsen
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I’d like to play a game, and you probably know the drill by now. If you’re really a Mountain Goats…
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S.L. Neechski
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Hey, you with the Sabaton shirt and the over-manicured facial hair that’d make Tony Stark scoff. A power metal fan,…
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S.L. Neechski
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You there. Yeah, you. I see you in that, ahem, “vintage” Strokes t-shirt, leaning against the wall in your ripped…
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Dan Kozuh
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Ah, nothing delights me more than encountering someone with the audacity to declare themselves an artist. Oh, you really are…
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Steve Packosky
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Sick Formulas Fatal to the Flesh shirt, bro. You’re a Morbid Angel fan? Prove it by naming three ancient Sumerian…
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Jus Kaplan
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So you think you’re a stan of Charli XCX, huh. One of Charli’s Angels? Cute. You’re gonna have to prove…
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Tony Morse
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Oh, you’re a libertarian? Yeah bro, I guess that copy of “The Fountainhead” with the pages stuck together you’ve got…
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Zac Lux
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*TO EDITOR: I’M BEGGING YOU. PLEASE DO NOT PUBLISH.* The Hard Times: Hey, nice shirt. Name 3 songs. Kendall Jenner:…
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