LOS ANGELES — The Foo Fighters’ indefinite hiatus following Dave Grohl’s infidelity scandal is upending the world of the few child musicians who have not…
Some people just aren’t satisfied with being the best at one thing. Many a successful musician have tried their hand at acting, often with painful…
Once in a while, we as a society recognize a bass player for their musicianship. But they often get completely overlooked for their performance on…
It’s summer, which means two things: I want to go to a barbecue and I want to do so in a famous guitarist’s backyard. That’s…
EUGENE, Ore. — Local actuary Kelly Freeman reported that her recent breakup from noise musician Floyd Harrell has “completely ruined” the genre for her, but…
UNITED STATES — Straight guy musicians from around the country who usually can’t shut the fuck up about how much they love Asian women suddenly…
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local 30-year-old and former band girlfriend Jenna Nuccio was delighted to realize yesterday that she’s finally aged out of dating local musicians,…
VINELAND, N.J. — Amateur musician Ted Kuraczewski pulled into a Guitar Center parking lot Saturday morning to scout and hire day laborers to help complete…
OAKLAND, Calif. — Musicians of all genres met last night at the Cava Java Cafe to save a beloved mixed-media open mic from being taken…
PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Singer-songwriters and lifelong friends Robert Haslett, 24, and Joanna Smalls, 23, have promised to start a band together if they are still…