Steve Packosky
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EUGENE, Ore. — Up-and-coming metal band Enrager found themselves considering whether they should completely fucking ruin their music by adding…
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Ben Friedman
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I've always believed stereotypes, whether positive or negative, are reductive and paint a picture of entire groups of people. Case…
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Steve Packosky
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CUPERTINO, Calif. — An AI-generated Metallica song titled “Am I Revenge Forgiven II?” sounded better than anything they’ve released over…
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Steve Packosky
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Alright, we can’t be blamed for this one. Would you be excited if you were assigned to conduct an interview…
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Dan Rice
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NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Citing advancing mega-arthritis preventing him from “giving 100% every night,” Megadeth founder Dave Mustaine has announced he…
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Dan Rice
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WASHINGTON — Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth continues to adamantly deny multiple claims that he thought Metallica’s Kill ‘Em All…
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Dan Kozuh
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DES MOINES, Iowa — Legendary Iowa metal band Slipknot confirmed Monday that it is being forced to relinquish three of…
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Audrey Vieira
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AUSTIN, Texas — Members of the Record Store Owners’ Union are divided on an upcoming vote to decide whether or…
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Steve Packosky
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Oh man! My Bumble date with this girl Rachel was going great, but then she looked at her phone and…
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Steve Packosky
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Whoops, looks like you jumped headfirst into the discography of newly-discovered black metal band Øde Festning without checking to see…
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