Nu-metal really was a fantastically underrated genre, and society has suffered from it not being in the mainstream for the past two decades. Luckily, thanks…
Complaining Boomer Actually Has Good Point About QR Code Menus
SARASOTA, Fla. – Local 71-year-old Steve Mills made multiple strong arguments against the use of QR code menus while trying to order the Sunshine State…
Opinion: Well, Maybe If You Offered A Nice Chicken Finger Entree, I Wouldn’t Be Forced To Order Off The Kid’s Menu
Sure, I’m a foodie. I’ve dined at some of the world’s finest restaurants, I know my way around the kitchen, and I even made bread…
Opinion: It’s Not My Job To Educate You. Therefore, I Will Not Be Telling You What on the Menu I Recommend
These days, too many people have the notion that their ignorance is everyone’s problem but their own. While it’s wonderful to expand one’s understanding of…
WASHINGTON — White House kitchen staff are reportedly elated by the prospect of cooking “real food” for President-elect Joe Biden instead of preparing the usual…
RPG Quests Distract Player From Hours of Riveting Menu Gameplay
WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. — After sinking a solid weekend into the RPG Manifest Beyond, local gamer Mallory Cruz began to realize that the game’s elaborate…
Disgusting: Little Baby Bitch Boy Coward Gamer Brightens Horror Settings So Symbol Still Visible
PHILADELPHIA — Local game enthusiast and known little baby bitch boy Shawn Hughes began his playthrough of The Last of Us Part 2 Saturday, reportedly…
Man Pretends to Thoughtfully Peruse Beer List Before Picking Based on Alcohol Content
BALTIMORE — Self-proclaimed beer snob Jeremy Drika pretended last night to thoughtfully peruse the beer list at a local brewpub before picking solely based on…
SILVER SPRING, Md. — Local punk Jeremy Henderson realized he’d been duped into eating at a vegan restaurant moments after sitting down to dinner with…