Dom Turek
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It’s common sense that the higher a man's mattress is off the floor, the more secrets he’s hiding. Don’t believe…
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Chris Bowen
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SYRACUSE, N.Y. – Local goth Sarah Lashley is rejecting modern bedding options and instead chooses to sleep in a casket…
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Bobby Korec
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ENUMCLAW, Wash. — Local lovey-dovey punk Geoff Bayweather took his partner by complete surprise after serving her a traditional breakfast…
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Alex Aho
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FERNDALE, Mich. — Thirty-year-old male Ryan Hess took a significant step toward curating a sophisticated and presentable home space when…
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Ben Friedman
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OAKLAND, Calif. — Local punk dad Tim “Trashcan” McCarthy was shocked and disturbed yesterday after discovering a regular issue of…
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Louie Aronowitz
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Look, this is pure physics. Are you going to argue with the laws of physics? Once you’re on the mattress,…
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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. - Because of his commitment to an anti-capitalist, anti-corporate, DIY lifestyle, local punk Aldo Medina has had many…
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