Tim Sheard
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If you’re reading this, we know you’re just as much of a fan of sucking, fucking, and stroking as we…
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Tim Sheard
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PELHAM, N.H. — Local husband and father of two Randy Carlisle regularly misplaces his reading glasses, inhibiting his ability to…
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Dan Rice
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MINNEAPOLIS — An ICE agent is reportedly resting comfortably in hospital and expected to make a full recovery after an…
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Arielle Andreano
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Songwriting can be a beautiful, if frustrating, process. The undertaking of perfectly evoking a universal human emotion or experience is…
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Stephen Bell
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MONTREAL, Quebec — Regular viewers of the online pornography streaming company PornHub looked on with a strange mixture of horror…
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Tim Sheard
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — A stunning rendition of The Beatles’ 1965 hit “Yesterday” by busker Alan Wentzel was completely overshadowed by…
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Dan Kozuh
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NAPERVILLE, Ill. — Major companies are reportedly scrambling to come up with workplace perks that can rival masturbating freely in…
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Tim Sheard
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You can’t deny that Green Day’s “Dookie” is a legendary album. Therefore, when we heard that frontman Billie Joe Armstrong…
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Charles Bill
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PHILADELPHIA — Frequent PornHub uploader Tyler Jones was clearly going through some stuff as evidenced by the title of his…
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Tim Graham
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AMHERST, Mass. — Serial public masturbator Aaron Goddard received an unexpected education in progressive politics when he wandered into a…
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