Arielle Andreano
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Songwriting can be a beautiful, if frustrating, process. The undertaking of perfectly evoking a universal human emotion or experience is…
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Stephen Bell
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MONTREAL, Quebec — Regular viewers of the online pornography streaming company PornHub looked on with a strange mixture of horror…
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Tim Sheard
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — A stunning rendition of The Beatles’ 1965 hit “Yesterday” by busker Alan Wentzel was completely overshadowed by…
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Dan Kozuh
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NAPERVILLE, Ill. — Major companies are reportedly scrambling to come up with workplace perks that can rival masturbating freely in…
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Tim Sheard
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You can’t deny that Green Day’s “Dookie” is a legendary album. Therefore, when we heard that frontman Billie Joe Armstrong…
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Charles Bill
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PHILADELPHIA — Frequent PornHub uploader Tyler Jones was clearly going through some stuff as evidenced by the title of his…
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Tim Graham
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AMHERST, Mass. — Serial public masturbator Aaron Goddard received an unexpected education in progressive politics when he wandered into a…
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Tim Sheard
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We at the Hard Times are big classic rock fans, and it definitely shouldn’t surprise you that one of our…
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Stephen Bell
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LEXINGTON, KY. — Lily Jones, personal therapist to resident Alex Hirata, would like him to know that yes it’s okay…
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SYDNEY — Iconic Australian rock band Divinyls ended decades of speculation when they finally confirmed that their hit song "I…
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