OK, so my wife just got home early from her girls weekend because Kelli was being “a total, narcissistic bitch, like usual” and she found…
LOS ANGELES — Johnny “Fire” Ferminelli, the frontman of suburban metalcore band Seasons of Fire, pledged a lifelong commitment to his girlfriend last night, asking…
LOS ANGELES — Linda Porter surprised friends and family by announcing she would be rebooting her sexual life and “going in a new direction” by…
I first read about the Mandela Effect last year when I encountered an article about The Berenstain Bears mystery. Is it Berenstain or Berenstein? Why…
EDM is more popular than ever. Electronic music has had a tremendous influence on contemporary pop and EDM festivals are among the most attended in…
SANTA BARBARA, Calif. — Newly-formed cover band The Good Beats is having second thoughts about playing the afternoon wedding reception of Helen and Juan Garcia,…
Let’s get something straight, you fucking posers. I’m not some goddamn weekend warrior; I’m in this for the long haul. I actually give a shit…
OKLAHOMA CITY — The owner of a local goth bakery refused to bake a wedding cake for an “unbearably happy” couple last week, sparking a…
SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — Newlyweds Brian and Susan Moore returned from their honeymoon late last week to find their wedding mix CD skewered by Pitchfork, earning a…
NEW YORK – Friends and family were reportedly caught by surprise when Cro-Mags frontman John Joseph announced his engagement to a large pile of assorted…