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Five Other Characters in “The Wonder Years” That Were Also Played by Marilyn Manson

Steve Packosky • January 10, 2026

It’s common knowledge that shock rocker turned garbage human Marilyn Manson played the character Paul on the late eighties/early nineties…

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Take It From Me: Removing Two Ribs Doesn’t Work

Ryan Danley • November 17, 2024

Alright, let’s get right to it. You know the rumor we’ve heard since the playgrounds at catholic school— I call…

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Newly Discovered Cave Paintings Depict First Telling of Marilyn Manson Rib Surgery Story

Carson Kile • November 10, 2024

CLARKSVILLE, Tenn. — Archaeologists reportedly uncovered ancient cave paintings that depict the very first telling of the Marilyn Manson rib…

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Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, Marilyn Manson, and Gene Simmons Release Album as Newly Formed Supervillain Group

Patrick Coyne • September 5, 2022

LOS ANGELES - Nefarious rockstars Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, Marilyn Manson, and Gene Simmons combined forces to become the world’s…

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Opinion: I Now Side With Every Dad From All Those 80s Metal Videos

Cory Cousins • February 15, 2021

I used to be one of those metal kids who thought it was cool to piss off your parents by…

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Man Has Spine Removed To Bend Over Backward Defending Marilyn Manson

Collin Canning • February 3, 2021

HUNTINGTON, N.Y — Part-time barista and avid Marilyn Manson fan, Scuff Leeway underwent an invasive spine removal surgery in an…

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God Confirms Adam’s Rib Was Removed so He Could Suck His Own Dick

Louie Aronowitz • December 29, 2019

EDEN — God, the almighty, omnipresent being responsible for the creation of life itself, finally confirmed that he removed Adam’s…

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Lonely Marilyn Manson Wishes He’d Get Blamed for a Shooting or Two Nowadays

Mark Maira • September 30, 2019

LOS ANGELES — Industrial rock musician Marilyn Manson is growing increasingly frustrated and distraught over high-profile mass shootings in the…

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Marilyn Manson Denies Playing Bass in The Wonder Years

Mark Roebuck • November 26, 2018

LOS ANGELES — Shock rocker Marilyn Manson finally addressed years of rumors in a press conference this morning, denying any…

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Marilyn Manson Gets Spine Removed to Eat His Own Ass

Zac Townsend • September 7, 2018

LOS ANGELES — Singer/songwriter and self-proclaimed “antichrist” Marilyn Manson is in stable condition today recovering from spinal removal surgery that…

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