Ryan Danley
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November 17, 2024
Alright, let’s get right to it. You know the rumor we’ve heard since the playgrounds at catholic school— I call…
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Carson Kile
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November 10, 2024
CLARKSVILLE, Tenn. — Archaeologists reportedly uncovered ancient cave paintings that depict the very first telling of the Marilyn Manson rib…
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Patrick Coyne
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September 5, 2022
LOS ANGELES - Nefarious rockstars Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, Marilyn Manson, and Gene Simmons combined forces to become the world’s…
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Cory Cousins
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February 15, 2021
I used to be one of those metal kids who thought it was cool to piss off your parents by…
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Collin Canning
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February 3, 2021
HUNTINGTON, N.Y — Part-time barista and avid Marilyn Manson fan, Scuff Leeway underwent an invasive spine removal surgery in an…
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Louie Aronowitz
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December 29, 2019
EDEN — God, the almighty, omnipresent being responsible for the creation of life itself, finally confirmed that he removed Adam’s…
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Mark Maira
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September 30, 2019
LOS ANGELES — Industrial rock musician Marilyn Manson is growing increasingly frustrated and distraught over high-profile mass shootings in the…
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Mark Roebuck
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November 26, 2018
LOS ANGELES — Shock rocker Marilyn Manson finally addressed years of rumors in a press conference this morning, denying any…
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Zac Townsend
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September 7, 2018
LOS ANGELES — Singer/songwriter and self-proclaimed “antichrist” Marilyn Manson is in stable condition today recovering from spinal removal surgery that…
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Cory Cousins
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February 17, 2018
NEW ORLEANS — Local goth Peter “Draven” McGinty, burdened by his age and weight, has surgically removed his lower two…
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