Ben Friedman
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WASHINGTON - Secretary of War Pete Hegseth has officially admitted the U.S. military erroneously bombed a school during the assault…
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WASHINGTON — President Trump will be firing Secretary of Homeland Security and nominating Oklahoma Senator Markwayne Mullin to take over…
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Jennifer Donovan
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JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Local MAGA Republican Richard Goiter released a new conservative version of Mad Libs where all pronouns have…
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Steve Packosky
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YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio — Local conservative Karl Stokes decided to go back to being angry about Critical Race Theory after realizing…
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Samuel Abraham
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I don’t mean to align myself with the rabble of conspiracy theorists and blithering malcontents filling up your feed and…
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Dan Rice
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WASHINGTON — Long-running pedophile sting show “To Catch a Predator” will be returning to the air next with a special…
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Matt Husser
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WASHINGTON — Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. today announced his self-appointment as the department's first Head of Human Centipede,…
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Steve Packosky
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WASHINGTON — U.S. President Donald Trump posted a touching tribute to the memory of American civil rights activist and Baptist…
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Dan Rice
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It’s a sad state of affairs that we’ve all just gotten used to childish, wildly inappropriate behavior from our own…
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Dan Rice
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WASHINGTON — Inspired by Turning Point’s alternative halftime show, Kristi Noem has announced that she will be airing her own…
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