It’s Christmas again, and your elderly family members still don’t understand how basic technology works. While you’re excited for free food, gifts, and general merriment,…
Yes, the holiday season is upon us, but before you decorate that tree or light the menorah, won’t you consider making this the year you…
The holiday season is here, which means it’s time to buy gifts! You might have a plan for all your loved ones – but what…
50 Punk, Hardcore, Metal, And Indie Albums We Listened To In 2023 That We Legally Can’t Call A ‘Year-End List’
2023 is coming to an end. Another remarkable year that proves true the old adage: ‘yes, things actually can and will get worse, and boy…
Christmas is almost here, which means it’s time to get together and connect with the people nearest and dearest to you. No, not your family,…
Congratulations, you’re back at a family gathering and tolerating it as long as you can. Time for your mom to grab that karaoke mic, bust…
Every Far Album Ranked Worst To Best
If “Pony,” Far’s cover of Ginuwine’s third-wave ska-punk masterpiece, is the only song that you know of from the Sacramento, California four-piece, you need to…
The Mountain Goats’ sound could be likened to the reality of being a weekend dad set in a minor key. As we’ve discussed before, the…
Ranked: 30 Movies You Can Claim Are Christmas Movies Instead of Developing a Personality
For many of us, the task of cultivating the tastes, opinions, and dispositions that constitute an earnest human personality is just too daunting. Luckily the…
Eight Songs We’re Listening To This Week To Avoid the Onslaught of Christmas Music
Another Holiday season is well underway. While the world burns down around us, you’re probably scrambling to get gifts for people as the steady churn…
20 Christmas Movies That Could Have Been Improved By A Henry Rollins Cameo
The holidays are upon us, and we’ve been getting cozy with some of our favorite classic films to get into the spirit. While stumbling across…
Well, Christmas is almost here and that means two things: You really want to get a PS5 this year, and your drinking is out of…
Winter Activities Ranked By How Well You Can Hide The Fact That You Haven’t Showered In A Week
Winter is a magical time of year, but the best part of the season is the fact you can wear so many layers of clothes…
Every Anberlin Album Ranked Worst To Best
First off, Anberlin broke the Christian Rock interweb with their recent announcement that Matty Mullins of Memphis May Fire is the new touring vocalist for…
Ranked: The Top 50 Christmas Horror Movies We Shouldn’t Have Screened for a Class of Preschoolers
Well, you try to do something nice for the holiday season and what happens? You get banned from preschools across the country, that’s what! At…