Ben Friedman
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One of the best aspects of childhood was it being so natural to ask what, why, and how anything and…
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Trevor Graham
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WICHITA, Kan. — Local 62-year-old dad Carl Strungis reportedly spends hours glued to The History Channel, absorbing absolutely nothing except…
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Rachel Hein
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SAN FRANCISCO — Free online encyclopedia Wikipedia known for its convenience, comprehensiveness, depth, and reliability on every subject known to…
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Tim Graham
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AMHERST, Mass. — Serial public masturbator Aaron Goddard received an unexpected education in progressive politics when he wandered into a…
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Tim Sheard
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LEBANON, Kan. — The Trump administration announced that the Department of Education has been wholly replaced by a giant iPad…
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Steve Packosky
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Boy, we sure are having a great time at this deathcore concert, aren’t we? These drop A tunings and inhaled…
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Tim Graham
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1966: 10 Year Old Piano Prodigy Kevin “GG” Allin Suffers Head Injury After Falling From Jungle Gym The one-time wunderkind…
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John Danek
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WINNIPEG, Manitoba — Political punk thrashers Propagandhi paused a hometown show in the middle of their set to administer a…
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Tyler Roland
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WICHITA, Kan. — Local teenager Denise Draymond’s uncontrollable leg bouncing and foot tapping is catching the attention of multiple people…
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Patrick Coyne
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TUCKER, Ga. — Local musician Mark Shepherd vowed to master his new favorite song on guitar so long as it’s…
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