Doug Kolic
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August 25, 2024
The political divide in this country has never been more extreme. Americans have been siloed into two opposing groups with…
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SACRAMENTO — Young Joey Hopkins was forced to listen to volumes five, seven, and eight of his father’s Epitaph Punk-O-Rama…
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Ian Yamamoto
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April 5, 2022
PORTLAND, Maine. — Local high school teacher, and all-around cool guy, Peter Thielbault reportedly sits on the toilet backwards whenever…
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Brooks Gray
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January 31, 2022
TAMPA, Fla. – 36-year-old freelance Data Entry Technician, Albert Boychuk, made the decision to invest in guitar lessons after buying…
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Patrick Coyne
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December 26, 2021
COLLINGSWOOD, N.J. — A local gang of librarians are accused of assaulting homeowner Jessica Wheatley over the installation of a…
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John Merrifield
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December 6, 2021
BOSTON — Recent Northeastern University alumni James Gillen is aggressively spreading awareness of the atrocities committed by Christopher Columbus to…
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Jonah Nink
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October 18, 2021
TOMS RIVER, N.J. — Middle-schooler Gavin Dirnt caught up on the beloved HBO series “The Sopranos” by watching his Italian…
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Jay Topshe
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September 17, 2018
CLEVELAND — Your mom casually suggested last night, while you took a brief break during your band practice, that “you…
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Kyle Erf
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September 28, 2016
ROXBURY, Conn. – Your best friend Mark, who could barely ollie before summer break, just mastered a trick you’ve been…
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