Cory Cousins
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LOS ANGELES — Megadeth frontman, and only remaining founding member, Dave Mustaine was shocked to discover he was kicked out…
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Nathan Kamal
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EUGENE, Ore. — Rory Spears, the last remaining user of the file-sharing platform Limewire, was shocked to enter his apartment…
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John Danek
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SAN RAFAEL, Calif. — Metallica lead guitarist and wah pedal enthusiast Kirk Hammett couldn’t remember if he is supposed to…
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Holy shit am I the next Kirk Hammett? No, I can't shred on the guitar and my hair is less…
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Local eighth-grader Warren Glumm never anticipated his hand-stenciled Metallica shirt to bring him any attention, let alone result in the…
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Dan Kozuh
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Never meet your heroes. Everyone seems to have a story about an awful encounter with a celebrity, but I have…
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Mark Turner
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LOS ANGELES — Metallica’s live concert and online merch booth is now the world’s 32nd largest economy by GDP following…
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Ed Saincome
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I’m sorry, you don’t like Metallica? I don’t think I understand that statement. You just never got into them? What…
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Ed Saincome
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Wow. Shit just keeps getting worse. Last night, at an undisclosed hospital, Lars Ulrich passed away at the age of…
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LOS ANGELES — Lars Ulrich, the founding drummer of Metallica, will be replaced by a hologram on all future live…
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