Arielle Andreano
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Songwriting can be a beautiful, if frustrating, process. The undertaking of perfectly evoking a universal human emotion or experience is…
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Dom Turek
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Man domesticated dogs nearly 15,000 years ago, and astonishingly, there are now 400 distinct dog breeds. Even more astonishing is…
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Charles Bill
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PHILADELPHIA — Frequent PornHub uploader Tyler Jones was clearly going through some stuff as evidenced by the title of his…
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Graham Isador
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PHILADELPHIA — Local man Eddy Taylor showed his appreciation for a beautifully composed and tastefully shot nude photo of his…
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Josh Klasco
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So I guess we're not knocking anymore? Alright, so you caught me whacking it. You can stop freaking out. Let’s…
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Ian Yamamoto
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LOS ANGELES — Local man Hugh Bellamy’s self care practice was revealed to be one of the more disgusting things…
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Rob Steinberg
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BERKELEY, Calif. — Local house sitter and frequent self gratifier David Baker is currently debating how long into his job…
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Jake Menez
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BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Recently divorced movie buff Darren Thorndike has not let his increasingly paranoid suspicion that his life is…
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Mark Roebuck
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Hello gamers! By now you’ve probably read from a dozen different outlets that I have decided to step down as…
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John Danek
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Sex education in America is deplorable. Public schools are still trying to teach abstinence as if half the students aren’t…
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