Michael Luis
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VANCOUVER — Nu-metal fan and dedicated JNCO jeans wearer Chad Willis was the only surviving passenger of a plane crash…
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Yancy Lee Crawford
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CHICAGO — Local metalhead Seth Drury’s insistence on wearing a well-worn jean jacket as his primary source of warmth and…
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Cory Cousins
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SUGAR LAND, Texas — New homeowner and devoted metalhead Eric Bronson replaced the out-of-date shag carpet in his living room…
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Heather Cook
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FLEMINGTON, NJ. — Local sociopath and deranged serial killer Parker Greene enthusiastically pulled 20 teeth out of the front pocket…
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Joe Rumrill
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TEMPE, Ariz. — Local idiot Eli Burkhardt made a fool of himself today by accidentally cutting off his jeans vertically,…
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Rachel Buhman
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MEDINA, Minn. - Julio Anderson tore a substantial hole in the crotch of his jeans early Thursday evening while skateboarding…
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AUSTIN, Texas — Local punk Brittany Metz stopped dead in her tracks in front of a Gap store earlier today…
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Chris Nakis
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Ed Wolfe is the world’s first poser. In the late ’70s he was the first person to pretend to be…
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Steven Kowalski
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NEW YORK — The U.S. Food and Drug Administration recalled nearly 300 tons of raw denim earlier today after multiple…
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VIRGINIA BEACH, Virg. - Wedding season is in full swing, which means one thing: The nation's punks are struggling with…
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