Ryan Dondero
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DALLAS — Local man Dave Hensley is confident that his first date with Rachel Caldwell went well, despite talking about…
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Matt Husser
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NEW YORK — A new independent report revealed that the average veterinarian has an eight-hour wait list due to the…
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Tim Sheard
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We at the Hard Times are big classic rock fans, and it definitely shouldn’t surprise you that one of our…
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Reuben Blanchard
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WASHINGTON — Democratic leadership announced their plans to play the 2013 Katy Perry song “Roar” very loud in response to…
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Matt Oriente
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BLUE ISLAND, Ill. — 41-year-old Jacob Francois claimed responsibility for taking over a local bar’s jukebox using only his phone,…
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Amir Adan
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The Mandela Effect is the age-old behavioral phenomenon where large swaths of people misremember specific details about a person, event,…
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Noah Dominguez
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BERKELEY, Calif. — Local punk Charles “Chuck” McCoy is adamant that everyone knows his hatred for hippies stems from a…
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Reuben Blanchard
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BOSTON — Local 46-year-old musician Tim Reddy of the seminal one-person noise/grind collective 5CrpseFckPrty complained that you could no longer…
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Jeff Bender
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Hey, man, I overheard you say you like “The” Counting Crows—not their name, but whatever. I happen to be a…
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Tyler Roland
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JEROME, Ariz. — Jehovah’s Witness Leonard Standish and Tool fan Don Schmidt spent all night spreading the gospel of their…
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