Tim Sheard
•
WASHINGTON — Vice President JD Vance mistakenly gifted his wife Usha Vance a Valentine’s Day card that was meant for…
Read More →
Steve Packosky
•
PORTLAND, Ore. — Black metal guitarist Caleb “Grimfeast” Rajdkowski pledged his eternal soul to Jesus Christ in a bargain to…
Read More →
Brian Wishart
•
LOS ANGELES — Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler is surprised that he is included in the cast announcement for the new…
Read More →
Ben Friedman
•
TOMS RIVER, N.J. — Local punk Harrison Williams found himself experiencing a new sense of inner peace after fucking up…
Read More →
Ben Friedman
•
CHICAGO — New mother Kelly Wazowski's night out was saved at the last minute after successfully bringing their newborn child…
Read More →
Matt Husser
•
WASHINGTON — Secretary of Health Robert F. Kennedy Jr. today revealed the revised food pyramid was developed with input from…
Read More →
Steve Packosky
•
DULUTH, Minn. — Systems analyst Guillermo Rodriguez aggravated his friends when he notified them that he had a twin brother…
Read More →
Doug Kolic
•
SCHENECTADY, N.Y. — Local 48-year-old Matt Hull lamented the fact that he was never able to match the joy he…
Read More →
Tim Graham
•
SONOMA COUNTY, Calif. — Eccentric singer Tom Waits demanded all correspondence be brought to him in increasingly unorthodox ways, frustrated…
Read More →
Jeff Bender
•
PHILADELPHIA — Beloved NPR journalist Terry Gross went rogue Friday during a live on-stage interview in which she summarized the…
Read More →
